梁山最垃圾的十个天罡-水浒传中十大垃圾排行榜

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近来在看水浒传时发现了一个问题，上梁山的人多还不错，但感觉还是有差距的，你看武松，你看林冲那个不太厉害，但也有比较废物的，什么矮脚虎？等一下，所以今天就给大家做个盘点，那就是盘点这个水浒传十大垃圾排行榜，那么到底梁山十大垃圾是谁呢？让我们一起来看看！

第10，白日鼠，白胜。

这个老家伙，其实是个“大众演员”。书上写他是个“闲人”，因为《生辰八字》经过白胜村，晁盖便想起了他。吴用问，什么叫闲人？晁盖说，叫白胜。吴用说完，你没有梦到斗柄上有一颗小星，化白光去，化道的就是他。

接着，截取生辰纲的[文]落脚点就选在了白胜[章]家……(当你要用人[来]家的地方，而不要租[自]给别人时，就看到吴[历]用的本事了)

幸好白胜表现很好，[史]暂时客串买酒的小二[大]，上场不慌乱，还唱[全]起了歌，表演也很扎[网]实。

遗憾的是，还没有发[文]红，就被官府抓住了[章]。(用你们家当贼，[来]还能跑吗？)

许多人指责白胜吃不下苦头，供出了晁盖，骂人家不义气。你想得也太多了，人家就是个“群演”，全献出了房子，再说是别的要求太多了吗？

第9崔判官李立

再开一家人肉饱子店，可这位李立除了会使蒙汗药之外，书中便没有任何武艺的描写了。甚至他的绰号“催命法官”，都是因为他“吃多了人”…

原文赞诗曰：赤色胡[自]须乱撒，红丝虎眼睁[历]圆。揭岭杀人魔祟，[史]皆劝判官。

这幅画，你看，是个[大]吃人魔头嘛，凭的还[全]不是武艺，凭的是蒙[网]汗药，孙二娘还能和[文]武松比两比呢…

为了凑热闹去江洲救宋江，还被带上山做头领，负责在南山路边的宾馆开饭店…

第八石将军石勇

这个好汉，是个“民间金融”的实践者，“每天都是以放赌为生”。因杀了一个赌徒，就跑到柴进的庄园里混吃混喝。事后为求上位，到郓城投奔宋江，却不见踪影，在宋江家中住了一夜，背着宋太公托他带给宋江的书信，再一次踏上了追求幸福的道路。最后，他在宾馆里遇见了宋江。那时候宋江众人要求与石勇换饭桌，石勇不换，并大声说：“老子不换，这座天下我除宋江与柴进之外，其余都是赵家皇帝来过也不换的。”宋江听后，大为感动，带着石勇上梁山。

你对此感觉如何？不[章]管怎样，我觉得石勇[来]在现代社会里，一定[自]混得很好，这也是个[历]人精啊…

结果石勇，被方腊尚书王寅一枪杀了。

第7，通臂猿侯健

通臂猿，听这个外号，是不是觉得应该是在练习“铁臂铜拳”之类的武艺？事实上，这位侯健是一名裁缝，做得一手好裁缝，飞针走线，手艺高超，因此被称为“通臂猿”…

侯健是病大虫薛永的[史]徒弟，薛永被小遮拦[大]穆春痛打过，而穆春[全]是跟着他哥穆弘打酱[网]油，而穆弘被网友评[文]为天罡中最无存在感[章]的人，可以想见侯健[来]的段位在哪里。

宋江要杀黄文炳的时候，正好薛永带着侯健来见宋江。侯健一听，大喜，说好了，我在黄家给黄文炳缝补呢，我就给你们开门，侯健就有资格上梁山…

第六、菜园子张青

张青干农活，因琐事打死了一个和尚，便跑去打劫，却又遇到孙二娘的父亲，胖揍一顿，捆回家给自己吃人肉的女儿做丈夫……(窝囊？

最能说明问题的一件事，张青从自己媳口中救出了鲁智深；又从武松身上救出了自己媳妇…

随后，他在征方腊的时候，被乱军杀死。看得出，张青真的没有什么武艺。

五、活闪婆王定六

书本上说他“走得很快”，所以叫“活闪婆”。怎样才能感到迅捷行走又不是一种技巧呢？又迅捷有戴宗快吗？爱游泳、练武艺的他，虽然多投过手，却没有得到过真传。由于救了张顺，这才得到梁山的帮助。随后与郁保四一起到东平府劝降董平，被硬生生的打了二十棍。二人回到梁山，叫宋江：“董平那厮无理，好生藐视大寨！”

像是两个小孩，被打[自]走后回家找哥哥，对[历]他说：“哥，那谁瞧[史]不起你！”

噢~~好像我小时候就做过…

第四、险道神郁保四

来吧，跟王定六一起挨揍。他们抢了梁山的马，送到了曾头市。但曾头市还是以人质的身份，把梁山送回去。宋江说你回去给我做个内应，也让你做个内应，郁保四又答应了，看得出这人说话很好啊……这种人怎么当的土匪呢？

随后与王定六一同被董平打败。

郁保四再往后出场的次数也不多了，只是扛着旗子来回走动…

第三、第二、毛头星孔明，独火星孔亮。

那两兄弟，就合为一体说吧。两人的师傅很在行，乃是大名鼎鼎的梁山好汉，及时雨呼保义宋江宋公明。对啊，没看错，孔家兄弟的武艺，是宋江教的。

武松与孔亮对敌，“[大]正如小孩放翻一般”[全]。

又看他两的结局，一个莫名溺水，一个死于瘟疫，也是很不存在的感觉啊。

一、铁扇子宋清

这个人是个关系户，是梁山老大宋江的亲兄弟。《水浒传》中的宋清出场不少，但并不是陪着宋江东奔西跑，而是来回护送宋老太公东奔西颠。惟一一次笔墨较多，还假称宋老太公过世，被宋江骂为“逆贼”。但家人最终还是一家人，宋清上山后，被吴用安排“专管宴席”差事。难道这吴用也是人精吗？

铁扇铁扇，铁扇重得[网]象块铁，还怎么扇风[文]？什么都没有浪费？[章]

大家都认为这十个就够废物了？你们认为还有谁比他们更垃圾呢？

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